surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
My sexual orientation is straight
to the computer when I wake up
clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous.
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”
That’s a sea lion.
My Sundays include procrastination and forgetting to eat or eating my whole fridge there is no inbetween
does your signature just like happen to you once you adult
MY PHONE IS BEING SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT I’M GOING TO THROW IT AT A WALL I S2G
I always plan really cute movie nights with myself but then I fall asleep